Old Fart

u know if you're an old fart:

if u have ever uttered the words awesome,knarly,radical,bogus,totally or any combination of the forementioned or u still utter these combos.

ran around asking you're friends if they know what the name of the rock band kiss really means.

gaming night was gathering around pong to play the winner.

u thought high fashion was sporting you're: members only jacket, leg warmers,polo shirts(with the damn tigers on them), or a bandana tied around you're wrist.

u went insane trying to solve rubik's cube. even bought the tip book and in the end took it apart and put it back together to amaze you're friends.

after the final episode of m*a*s*h* the next day at school u were like totally depressed.

u thought pretty in pink was an awesome movie and that Molly Ringwald was totally hot and still think she's hot.